No one conversant with Nigeria's democracy and the cloud in it will gain say the fact that democracy is indeed a fiasco to Nigeria, with scrutiny to the lack of common social amenities failed to be structured in place for the well being of the electorates in both urban and rural settlements. Democracy as defined by thesaurus.com is a government by the people; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents under a free electoral system or a state of society characterized by formal equality of rights and privileges. But completely mismatched in Nigeria, it's a system where supreme power is vested only to some few selected individuals in the government imposed to the people against their wishes, and continuously being neglected by those in power.
You'll accede with me that since 1999, when democracy was given a chance into leading this country. Nothing good in fact have been recorded in terms of dividends and a free and fair election was never trailblazed. Those in leadership were forcefully selected (not elected) against the peoples choices by their predecessors and imposed them to govern the masses, a system which may be allocated to Godfather ism. Those involve in decision making and the day to day affairs of the nation where equally selected in-line with the Godfather's choice as a sign of loyalty or compensation as i called it and never on merits. The cabinet members also supersede the process in appointing their aids and technical teams, so the tally keeps on riding down to the grass root. This factor emanate to all the leadership quandary Nigeria is facing today.
I strongly vouched to the statement made by Bishop Hassan Kukah that all Nigeria's Presidents came by accident, non among them has any definite plan of aspiring for the presidency five years before time. You will be convince to think, how a person who never set a target could have plan for it? In other words, you wouldn't mind to think of resolution to any worriment facing a habitat well knowing you don't aspire to be heading any delegation in solving that pickle. This i think is a major contributing factor affecting the nation's leadership. Another mess is the multiplying attitude of politicians to get rich, seeing public service as an avenue to invest and harvest profitably not the institution of serving people. Politicians enrich their selves as soon as they were giving any mandate to serve the nation using the nation's wealth and a practice that's becoming a culture in any angle of the economy. Others view government treasury as their father's business.
Nigeria under democratic rule continuously to be declining in all aspect of social endevour.
One can't divulge any encompassment Nigeria has attained under democracy apart from sufferings added to the common man's life. In all sections of the economy, corruption has taken over the sanity and our cultural behaviors replacing our cardinal objectives. You must concur with the palpability that no Nigerian can brag about his country, is't the corruption running Nigeria dry or the leaders embezzling our public funds? Is't the under performing educational system or the hospitals that lacks
common syringes? not to talk of X-ray machines. Is't the dilapidated roads or the extinct Nigerian Airways? Is't the insecurity claiming the populace lives day after day or the fear of kidnappers on a daily basis? I don't know of any single progress that will deserve credit to Nigeria's leadership. Nigerians have since adrift confidence and bouyancy in their country, there rosiness crippled, there dreams shattered and there lives devastated.
Our so-called politicians in their quest for leadership, can do anything to hold onto power at the expense of what ever it may be. They came up with a strategy i called divide and conquer by gaining and maintaining power by breaking up larger concentrations of power into chunks that individually have less power than the one implementing the strategy. The concept refers to a strategy that breaks up existing power structures and prevents smaller power groups from linking up. They schlepped religion as a determining factor in choosing political representatives, this doesn't only maraud our polity but bisect the unity of the nation as in the case of today, the amalgamated nation has since segregated. Our so-called religious leaders are well behind many atrocities in this act, they got hired and paid to preach lies to the their followers and turn them around in exercising their constitutional obligations. The worst moment was the 2011 general election, where many worshipers were forced to vote for a chosen candidates by their religious leaders, preaching all sort of rascalities in Mosques and churches all across the nation. An act we must never repeat in 2015 election. We should look in a candidate, his credibility and records of performance not ethnicity neither religion, i don't care if you worship mosquitoes as far as you can deliver good governance, i will go for you.
I felt melancholy anytime i saw people receiving money from politicians before voting mostly in the rural areas as compensation for their votes, they must first be paid before voting quite knowing they will never have a chance of interaction or even a glance from the politician once elected, this practice politicians called investment. You will encounter a politician aspiring for a political office spreading huge sum of cash on air for the masses to pick and called him the messiah. Once their goals are consummated, they dipped there entire selves directly into public funds to retrieve back the money they invested before been elected, a praxis mostly attributed to poverty, illiteracy and lack of proper orientation from both parties which is very tough-and-go and must be put to a letup. A mistake we must avoid in 2015. Leaders should be voted based on credibility and records not for dashing out money stole from the government. I think relevant security agencies should bar and apprehend all involved in such process of abusing money to buy vote, simply using money to pay for public office, this is a serious criminal offence and should be put to a halt.
The routine of recruiting youths by politicians to partake in promoting violent activities during political campaigns while their families were there flexing on the streets in Paris or United State is another vexatious habitude, where youths are giving arms to confront the opposition or as a form of frightening them (the opposition) to weakened their capabilities is totally a taboo. Those in government having control over the executive arm used the nation's constituted authorities in same pattern as the thugs are used in an absolutely barbaric trick. Bloodshed has became part of Nigeria's democracy, high killers are hired to assassinate the opposition while the common masses are vulnerable to attacks from thugs once you don't have choice in voting their sponsors. I stupor how these class of politicians can yield anything good in governance? Nigerians must take in choosing leaders, behavioral characteristics and our youths should abstain from participating in such irritating fashion.
Parents should set focus on their wards and report to appropriate securities once their children are subjected to any political barbarism by politicians, they should follow up the matter until justice is deliver in their response. A child is a precious gift from God not a tool for attacking opposition, the act where politicians subjected our children to all forms of violence is a violation of the right of the child and should be restricted. Those perceptions communicated to our youths by the present day leadership saying old people should pave way for younger generation to govern our country is just a tactics of flimflam. what have they showcased that can overshadow the achievements of our yesterday's men? According to the saying of an older statesman Yusuf Maitama Sule and i quote: " new breed without the old breed will breed greed, we need the experience and physical exuberance of the old to make things go." a warning to the fools of today.
Politicians on their own interest, should circumvent all act of violence and deceiving our rural populace in soliciting for votes. It's not a do or die affair, they shouldn't do things beyond their duties in holding on to power. They should knuckle the rules of engagement, they should be adequately screened base on characters and integrity. People willing to contribute to the development of Nigeria, who have demonstrated it before or are willing to demonstrate should be giving the mandate to deliver not ex-convicts with an open eyes gawking for immunity to cover up their criminal activities. In some instances, i extol psychological analysis be perform to some candidates before upholding their candidature giving them all clear to contest, vouching to the fact that many of our politicians are ex-military men because as a result of combat exposure, war fighters may return home with certain psychological health challenges. Someone must summit to me, never a sound and a mentally fit human can shoplift his nation's funds as most of Nigeria's leaders does, something mentally must be wrong to anyone public servant to keep N2b in his wardrobe. So, psychological examination is required in screening contestants.
Political rivalry is another practice preciding to fissure our nation apart, politicians should attribute their failures on theirselves not those contesting with them. It takes a lifetime to rip the good work and gestures performed to any locality, you can't sow and rip the same day. The custom of rivalry in politics force leaders to unfocused on their primary responsibilities anpotend to focuses on their rivals as the case now in Nigeria, this manner yield nothing beneficial to the electorates. Just imagine the current situation between Nigeria's President and some Governors which has totally began to crippled the economic growth of those states their Governors are not in the same fashion with Mr. President. It's completely uncivilized and unwise for any President to rage political war on his Governors. Remember what the vocalist said: "when two elephants are fighting, only the grasses suffers." this shouldn't be heard as just a proverb, it has a silent message saying: when two leaders are fighting, only the masses suffers. Oppositions should be considered as elements gingering you up to provide good leadership not as enemies, and they shouldn't be attacked.
Nigerians must not welcome any trick of manipulation in 2015 general elections, any move toward sabotaging the foundation lay by our founding fathers should be castigated. Nigerians must well be prepared for upcoming challenges, we all must sacrifice our lives, our comfort to get Nigeria out of this whole mess, our votes should be counted base on free and fair electoral system or else, hmmm!!!. We must defend our votes, guard our votes and escort the ballot box to where ever it final destination may be. We must stand firm to save our country from destruction, our fundamental rights must be respected. Nigerians must be ready to demand accountability and the triumph of the rule of law over impunity. We must say No to election rigging, No to political violence, No to political thuggery, No to political assassination, No to selling our votes, No to promulgation, No to religion or ethnic sentiments. We must not repeat this mistake in 2015 but if we do, cry not for Nigeria, for she will never get a befitting burial.
Thursday, 27 June 2013
Tuesday, 18 June 2013
PDP Is Overheating, Nearly Reaching It Boiling Point By Usama Dandare
The Universe is made up of matter and energy. Matter is made up of atoms and molecules (groupings of atoms) and energy causes the atoms and molecules to always be in motion - either bumping into each other or vibrating back and forth. The motion of atoms and molecules creates a form of energy called heat energy which is present in all matter. The increasing activities of this Molecules result into what we called overheating. In the practical world, heat is caused when members of same group or society fall short of resolution and failed to proceed in the same direction especially within political world where disagreements causes a distrust of political leaders with each other, and their insistence on their own opinions, and not to show flexibility to resolve their differences. When their grievances get tough and tougher, parting ways on almost every single issue and shows no sign of reconciliation, the atmosphere in that polity said to be overheated.
Unlike Water (H2O), the boiling point of Rhenium (Re) is 5627 °C. Permit me to borrow and use the boiling point of Rhenium as the same boiling point for PDP. Now, PDP boils at a Temperature of 5627 °C. Boiling point however means the temperature at which a liquid boils and turns to vapour or the point at which anger or excitement breaks out into violent expressions.
People Democratic Party (PDP) as they called it, is nearly reaching it boiling point. It's journey to rule Nigeria for sixty years is closely coming to an end as many crisis has shattered the dreams of the party's founding fathers, the party is fast arriving to a state of comatose. The biggest political party in Africa need to borrow ideas on conflict resolutions, the party's members are fast failing to work as a team due to deficiencies in decision making. PDP came into power since the onset of democracy in 1999, rigging all the elections that saw them retaining power to date. The party consist of many people with lost values and characters, including ex convicts. It's however, the most corrupted political party in the world that ruled a nation for 14 years but can't stand the task of answering questions on it achievements.
Crisis have been rocking the party for many years now but the most intense is the current internal crisis hitting the system leading to the breakout of it's top officials and members. PDP which once used to be the most richest political entity in Africa has now reached a state of owing it's staffs their monthly salaries due to lack of funding.
The party's national headquarter located at Wadata plaza in Abuja was few months back giving notice of ejection over rent fees. The broke PDP currently surfers a serious lack of financial assistance due to the misunderstandings between it's top officials and their respective Governors bearing the party's flag. As we all know, PDP's financial funding always came from the state Governors who set aside some percentage of their monthly allocation illegally to fund activities of their cult.
What gave an alarming warning of heat in PDP was the division by members over the zoning agreement earlier agreed on which was to ensure a smooth rotation of power across the three geopolitical zones in Nigeria.
The second scenario signaling the collapse of PDP was the resignation of Chief Obasanjo as the Chairman of Board of Trustee (BOT) of the party. Obasanjo, who was the architectural engineer of all the riggings that saw PDP retaining power from 1999 up till date resigned as the most party's elder which according to him was to distance himself from the destructions the current regime is goin to cause Nigeria . Chief Obasanjo (papa iyabo) was the former military head of state and the civilian president from 1999 to 2007, then he engineered Musa Yer'adua as his successor, Papa Iyabo was the genesis of all the atrocities committed by PDP in our democratic environments since 1999.
Then another was the issue of security lapses facing the nation that claimed over thousands innocent souls and still counting which many believed to have originated from members in the PDP for some reasons best known to them.
As it has now began to heat the polity of the most corrupt political platform on the universe, an old Moron was elected to super head the affairs of the party. A man who knows nothing but corruption, a man that since sold his integrity and a man who'd never constituted any institution of respect even for his own practice. Thing began moving from bad to worst under the leadership of this old moron, never by chance this Moron borrowed idea on decision making and i wonder what even was this old thief still looking in the government, isn't he contended with all he stole right from 1979, this old nuisance who was the head of a round wood for decision making on the sales and buying in Africa is the current tragedy facing our political environment.
Now the scorching sun have reached halfway and the heat level began rising, it was agreed to elected a new person to fill the position Chief Obasanjo left vacant. Another old camel was elected who was before called Mr Fix it, for his ability to manipulate and hide the truth. No wonder, he's now soliciting people's support to endorse sole candidate policy with the fear of knowing the shoe less Fisherman can't stand the task of winning an in-house primary election, not knowing he can only manipulate within his contemporary days, he's simply an old version manipulator.
Before Mr Fix it was elected, almost 3/4 party members were at war with one another. When he came into action, he just wasted his energy, time and our resources to rally support round the country in an attempt to reconcile fighting members with each other while Mr Old Moron was busy in Wadata Plaza relieving off from duty members loyal to Fmr. President Obasanjo. The atmosphere is now getting hotter and hotter every second.
What started to overheat PDP was the crisis between the shoe less fisherman and many Governors, the fisherman who has the support of few governors within the party directed them to do what ever they can, by all means to remove Gov Rotimi Ameachi as the chairman of an NGO called Nigerian Governors Forum after a gang up was made to challenge him with the formation of PDP Governors Forum.
Gov Ameachi mercilessly defeated them (fisherman's camp) in the NGF poll but they all refused to accept defeat but instead impersonating as the winners under the leadership of one old military disaster. This clearly demonstrated how they will reject the 2015 general election which will never be in their favour.
What's fast running PDP to it boiling point is the unresolved political war between the most strongest PDP governors and the fisherman, the governors quietly knew the results by the end of their tenures if the fisherman is re-elected, they knew what the outcome will be.
The war got stronger when Gov Ameachi was suspended from the ruling party and hijacked the affairs of his state chapter of PDP from his loyalist. After about two weeks, Gov Wamakko of Sokoto state was also suspended whom has the total support of his people in the state. Mr Moron and Mr Fix it should note, Gov Wammakko didn't won elections under the umbrella of PDP but rather, PDP won elections in Sokoto state under the umbrella of Gov Wammakko. I know Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger state and Gov Sule Lamido of Jigawa are not the next for Mr Moron's stick to wip but Gov Kwankwaso is.
Now that the heat has reached a high lethal point and got to some extent, let's now perform some simple arithmetic to know the actual level of heat PDP has attained. Recall the boiling point of PDP is 5627 °C, we have 36 samples and 2 specimens and time giving as 2015. Specimen A contains the number of Anti-fisherman Governors and Specimen B contains pro-fisherman Governors. Now we have 36 samples, let's place each sample into it proper specimens.
Sample A= Rivers, Imo, Delta, Edo, Borno, Yobe, Adamawa, Kano, Jigawa, Zamfara, Sokoto, Kebbi, Niger, Nasarawa, Lagos, Ogun, Oshun, Ondo, Ekiti, Oyo, Kwara. In this sample, there's no tendency for the Fisherman to win more than 10%.
Sample B= Katsina, Bauchi, Taraba, Kaduna, Gombe, Plateau, Benue, Kogi, Anambra, Enugu, Akwa Ibom, Cross rivers, Ebonyi, Abia, Bayelsa. In sample B, Mr Fisherman have the probabilities of winning 75% while specimen A may take up the remaining 25%. Now, the boiling point of PDP divided by the total number of samples in each specimens, i.e 5627/36= 156 per sample. Specimen A has 21 samples and specimen B has 15 sample. Specimen A= 3276 while sample B= 2340. Remember Mr Fisherman has a percentage of 10 in specimen A and lost a percentage of 25 in specimen B. Therefore, 10% of 3276= 327.6 and 22% of 2340= 585. Specimen A= 3276-10%+25% of specimen B= 3534 while specimen B= 2340-25%+10% of specimen A= 2082. let's now calculate the actual level of PDP's temperature.
Gosh!! i wish i could just measure the temperature using my electric thermometer but electricity supply hasn't been steady where i reside as we currently don't have outage for days, let's just go trough the simple steps in calculation. Now that specimen A=3534 and specimen B= 2082, remember that time plays a very vital role in all we do, since time is giving as 2015, let's deduct time out of the two specimens.
Specimen A - time= 1519 and specimen B - time= 67, the highest value will be use as the boiling point while lower value will be the freezing point. Since the original boiling point is 5627 °C, the new boiling point is 1519 and the freezing point is 67, So the original boiling point (BP) will be deducted out of the BP and FP. Original PB 5627 °C - the new BP 1519= 4108, if you placed the FP which is 67 in the sum total original BP, you will get a percentage of about 1.1%. My dear compatriots, fellow Nigerian poor masses, ladies and gentle men, i am happy to report that PDP is now boiling at a Temperature of 4108°C, nearly reaching it boiling point.
I must say this, if samples in specimen B wishes, they should do what ever their forces can do to get as much Molecules and Atoms, by any means they thought they could to rise figures for the Fisherman under the Public Deceiving Platform (PDP). No matter how dubious they thought they can be, no matter how smart they thought they can manipulate, the new Armored Personnel Carrier (APC) will destroy their camps and end their corrupted cycle. The only Enzyme responsible for slowing the downfall reaction of Mr Moron's cult is time (2015) when the fisherman will be defeated, collect back our shoes which he forcefully stole and send him back to the river.
Let me conclude with this short story of a medical student who asked his lecturer to diagnose him on some certain symptoms. He said sir: I am becoming a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, A KLEPTOMANIAC and an EGOMANIAC... Please sir, what's wrong with me.?
Lecturer: Oh dear, you're suffering from PDPMANIA, i recommend you take in every four years CAFENOL, PHENSIC and ASPIRO (APC).
Unlike Water (H2O), the boiling point of Rhenium (Re) is 5627 °C. Permit me to borrow and use the boiling point of Rhenium as the same boiling point for PDP. Now, PDP boils at a Temperature of 5627 °C. Boiling point however means the temperature at which a liquid boils and turns to vapour or the point at which anger or excitement breaks out into violent expressions.
People Democratic Party (PDP) as they called it, is nearly reaching it boiling point. It's journey to rule Nigeria for sixty years is closely coming to an end as many crisis has shattered the dreams of the party's founding fathers, the party is fast arriving to a state of comatose. The biggest political party in Africa need to borrow ideas on conflict resolutions, the party's members are fast failing to work as a team due to deficiencies in decision making. PDP came into power since the onset of democracy in 1999, rigging all the elections that saw them retaining power to date. The party consist of many people with lost values and characters, including ex convicts. It's however, the most corrupted political party in the world that ruled a nation for 14 years but can't stand the task of answering questions on it achievements.
Crisis have been rocking the party for many years now but the most intense is the current internal crisis hitting the system leading to the breakout of it's top officials and members. PDP which once used to be the most richest political entity in Africa has now reached a state of owing it's staffs their monthly salaries due to lack of funding.
The party's national headquarter located at Wadata plaza in Abuja was few months back giving notice of ejection over rent fees. The broke PDP currently surfers a serious lack of financial assistance due to the misunderstandings between it's top officials and their respective Governors bearing the party's flag. As we all know, PDP's financial funding always came from the state Governors who set aside some percentage of their monthly allocation illegally to fund activities of their cult.
What gave an alarming warning of heat in PDP was the division by members over the zoning agreement earlier agreed on which was to ensure a smooth rotation of power across the three geopolitical zones in Nigeria.
The second scenario signaling the collapse of PDP was the resignation of Chief Obasanjo as the Chairman of Board of Trustee (BOT) of the party. Obasanjo, who was the architectural engineer of all the riggings that saw PDP retaining power from 1999 up till date resigned as the most party's elder which according to him was to distance himself from the destructions the current regime is goin to cause Nigeria . Chief Obasanjo (papa iyabo) was the former military head of state and the civilian president from 1999 to 2007, then he engineered Musa Yer'adua as his successor, Papa Iyabo was the genesis of all the atrocities committed by PDP in our democratic environments since 1999.
Then another was the issue of security lapses facing the nation that claimed over thousands innocent souls and still counting which many believed to have originated from members in the PDP for some reasons best known to them.
As it has now began to heat the polity of the most corrupt political platform on the universe, an old Moron was elected to super head the affairs of the party. A man who knows nothing but corruption, a man that since sold his integrity and a man who'd never constituted any institution of respect even for his own practice. Thing began moving from bad to worst under the leadership of this old moron, never by chance this Moron borrowed idea on decision making and i wonder what even was this old thief still looking in the government, isn't he contended with all he stole right from 1979, this old nuisance who was the head of a round wood for decision making on the sales and buying in Africa is the current tragedy facing our political environment.
Now the scorching sun have reached halfway and the heat level began rising, it was agreed to elected a new person to fill the position Chief Obasanjo left vacant. Another old camel was elected who was before called Mr Fix it, for his ability to manipulate and hide the truth. No wonder, he's now soliciting people's support to endorse sole candidate policy with the fear of knowing the shoe less Fisherman can't stand the task of winning an in-house primary election, not knowing he can only manipulate within his contemporary days, he's simply an old version manipulator.
Before Mr Fix it was elected, almost 3/4 party members were at war with one another. When he came into action, he just wasted his energy, time and our resources to rally support round the country in an attempt to reconcile fighting members with each other while Mr Old Moron was busy in Wadata Plaza relieving off from duty members loyal to Fmr. President Obasanjo. The atmosphere is now getting hotter and hotter every second.
What started to overheat PDP was the crisis between the shoe less fisherman and many Governors, the fisherman who has the support of few governors within the party directed them to do what ever they can, by all means to remove Gov Rotimi Ameachi as the chairman of an NGO called Nigerian Governors Forum after a gang up was made to challenge him with the formation of PDP Governors Forum.
Gov Ameachi mercilessly defeated them (fisherman's camp) in the NGF poll but they all refused to accept defeat but instead impersonating as the winners under the leadership of one old military disaster. This clearly demonstrated how they will reject the 2015 general election which will never be in their favour.
What's fast running PDP to it boiling point is the unresolved political war between the most strongest PDP governors and the fisherman, the governors quietly knew the results by the end of their tenures if the fisherman is re-elected, they knew what the outcome will be.
The war got stronger when Gov Ameachi was suspended from the ruling party and hijacked the affairs of his state chapter of PDP from his loyalist. After about two weeks, Gov Wamakko of Sokoto state was also suspended whom has the total support of his people in the state. Mr Moron and Mr Fix it should note, Gov Wammakko didn't won elections under the umbrella of PDP but rather, PDP won elections in Sokoto state under the umbrella of Gov Wammakko. I know Gov Babangida Aliyu of Niger state and Gov Sule Lamido of Jigawa are not the next for Mr Moron's stick to wip but Gov Kwankwaso is.
Now that the heat has reached a high lethal point and got to some extent, let's now perform some simple arithmetic to know the actual level of heat PDP has attained. Recall the boiling point of PDP is 5627 °C, we have 36 samples and 2 specimens and time giving as 2015. Specimen A contains the number of Anti-fisherman Governors and Specimen B contains pro-fisherman Governors. Now we have 36 samples, let's place each sample into it proper specimens.
Sample A= Rivers, Imo, Delta, Edo, Borno, Yobe, Adamawa, Kano, Jigawa, Zamfara, Sokoto, Kebbi, Niger, Nasarawa, Lagos, Ogun, Oshun, Ondo, Ekiti, Oyo, Kwara. In this sample, there's no tendency for the Fisherman to win more than 10%.
Sample B= Katsina, Bauchi, Taraba, Kaduna, Gombe, Plateau, Benue, Kogi, Anambra, Enugu, Akwa Ibom, Cross rivers, Ebonyi, Abia, Bayelsa. In sample B, Mr Fisherman have the probabilities of winning 75% while specimen A may take up the remaining 25%. Now, the boiling point of PDP divided by the total number of samples in each specimens, i.e 5627/36= 156 per sample. Specimen A has 21 samples and specimen B has 15 sample. Specimen A= 3276 while sample B= 2340. Remember Mr Fisherman has a percentage of 10 in specimen A and lost a percentage of 25 in specimen B. Therefore, 10% of 3276= 327.6 and 22% of 2340= 585. Specimen A= 3276-10%+25% of specimen B= 3534 while specimen B= 2340-25%+10% of specimen A= 2082. let's now calculate the actual level of PDP's temperature.
Gosh!! i wish i could just measure the temperature using my electric thermometer but electricity supply hasn't been steady where i reside as we currently don't have outage for days, let's just go trough the simple steps in calculation. Now that specimen A=3534 and specimen B= 2082, remember that time plays a very vital role in all we do, since time is giving as 2015, let's deduct time out of the two specimens.
Specimen A - time= 1519 and specimen B - time= 67, the highest value will be use as the boiling point while lower value will be the freezing point. Since the original boiling point is 5627 °C, the new boiling point is 1519 and the freezing point is 67, So the original boiling point (BP) will be deducted out of the BP and FP. Original PB 5627 °C - the new BP 1519= 4108, if you placed the FP which is 67 in the sum total original BP, you will get a percentage of about 1.1%. My dear compatriots, fellow Nigerian poor masses, ladies and gentle men, i am happy to report that PDP is now boiling at a Temperature of 4108°C, nearly reaching it boiling point.
I must say this, if samples in specimen B wishes, they should do what ever their forces can do to get as much Molecules and Atoms, by any means they thought they could to rise figures for the Fisherman under the Public Deceiving Platform (PDP). No matter how dubious they thought they can be, no matter how smart they thought they can manipulate, the new Armored Personnel Carrier (APC) will destroy their camps and end their corrupted cycle. The only Enzyme responsible for slowing the downfall reaction of Mr Moron's cult is time (2015) when the fisherman will be defeated, collect back our shoes which he forcefully stole and send him back to the river.
Let me conclude with this short story of a medical student who asked his lecturer to diagnose him on some certain symptoms. He said sir: I am becoming a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, A KLEPTOMANIAC and an EGOMANIAC... Please sir, what's wrong with me.?
Lecturer: Oh dear, you're suffering from PDPMANIA, i recommend you take in every four years CAFENOL, PHENSIC and ASPIRO (APC).
Thursday, 13 June 2013
Ask Dr Abati, What Does Dame Patience Do For A Living? By Usama Dandare
Those who write too much English and confused readers with big big grammars says: “There is beauty in truth, even if it's painful. Those who lie, twist life so that it looks tasty to the lazy, brilliant to the ignorant, and powerful to the weak. But lies only strengthen our defects. They don't teach anything, help anything, fix anything or cure anything. Nor do they develop one's character, one's mind, one's heart or one's soul.”
― José N. Harris
For me, i don't write or speak with much vocabularies as my intention was to reach out to the poor Nigerian masses who can't stand the taste of reading with much grammars due to their government's failure in providing them good and standard education.
I always said if i was President Gudluck Ebele Jonathan, i'll had appointed Mr Labaran Maku as my media spokeman whom was born a natural liar instead of appointing Reuben Abati who transformed into a liar overnight without following due processes and didn't pass through the basic steps and stages in lying. The purpose of lying was to escape punishment, or work, or responsibility, and they were used for profit. Most liars are tripped up either because they forget what they have told or because the lie is suddenly faced with an incontrovertible truth. But Mr Abati always forget his lies, and he developed the most effective method of lying. He stayed close enough to the lies so that one could never be sure. He knew two other methods also -- either to tell his lies as truth or to tell a truth as a lie. If one is accused of a lie and it turns out to be the truth, there is a backlog that will last a long time and protect a number of truths. Do we really need a study on why people lie? They lie because it's easy, and cowards are good at "easy." Telling the truth takes moxie, and Abati lack it.
The author of "the hypocrisy of the men of yesterday" and the presidential assistant on media to president Gudluck Jonathan was never a professional liar, he quickly forgot all he said and all the criticisms he made toward Gudluck Jonathan, his wife and his government soon after his appointment into the corrupt government he once called them. When a person vomited and lick back his vomit, he's said to be a liar on a public point of view but for me, he's simply a coward because only cowards lie to protect themselves, to shield their egos from the raw pain of truth. Mr Abati was few years back standing against the present government for what he called disagreeable conduct from his Madam at the top and daring President Jonathan to note he don't have any powers over Gov. Ameachi or any governor in Nigeria. The then press freedom fighter who's now the attack dog of former powerless Jonathan backs at any sly of talk, calling respected elder and our heros all sort of names and tend to protect Patience Jonathan's interest who he once said has no any official role in the government. Whenever any truth was told to his then poor conduct leaders, Mr Abati attacks back immediately and got furiously at whom ever may have told his Oga at the top any truth, no wonder hypocrites get offended by the truth.
Abati, who now looks to be in a contest as to whom will emerge the best liar between the other media aids to Mr President since only lies impresses their Oga at the top but to me, Abati never knew how to lie because clever liars give details, but the cleverest don't, Abati is such a unclever liar. Let me take you back when Mr Abati was a freedom fighter, i quotes some of his words against his present God and Goddess in an article he wrote few years back before he lost the long spoon that he should use to eat with the devil and got a job in Aso Rock. Abati said and i quote: "Democracy is readily associated with freedom: the freedom to be free in many respects and increasingly in Nigeria, many of our compatriots, particularly persons in positions of privilege and authority confuse this with the right to be disagreeable. The truth is that democracy is about rights and responsibilities, a democratic dispensation therefore cannot be a licence for disagreeable conduct as a norm; just as the possession of power in any form does not guarantee the right to be reckless or to ignore the etiquette required of office holders."
"Anyone in the corridors of power, either by chance or right, or appointment, is expected to behave decorously.
Dame Patience Jonathan, as she is now referred to, our President’s wife, failed the test this week in Okrika, Rivers State." Abati was attacking Mrs Jonathan in favour of Gov. Rotimi Ameachi of rivers state, hear what he said.
"In Okrika, Dame Patience behaved so impatiently and spoke to Governor Amaechi as if he is on the staff of the Presidency. It may not be her fault though. Amaechi caused it all by bringing himself to such level by undertaking to debrief Dame Patience about his administration’s programmes and activities in the misguided hope of getting cheap political endorsement. He should have asked his wife to attend to her. On the issue of land, Dame Patience should be reminded that the Land Use Act, Section 1 thereof, says the state Governor holds the land in trust for the people. Land matters in the state are beyond the ken of the wife of the President!"
"I know the problems of my people so I know what I am talking…” The Governor tried to explain his administration’s policy and the larger public interest. The Dame reportedly cut him short: “But what I am telling you is that you always say you must demolish; that word must you use is not good. It is by pleading. You appeal to the owners of the compound because they will not go into exile. Land is a serious issue.” Wao! “that word must..is not good.” We must all commit that to memory as we re-learn Practical English according to Patience Jonathan! [Abati even mocked the First Lady's spoken English.]"
"If it is in the place of the President’s wife to teach a state Governor how to run his state, it is definitely not in her place to veto a state policy (the reason the governor used the word “must”), not even her husband [Pres Goodluck Jonathan] has such powers." I wish Mrs Jonathan can read this article, Dame Patience will have impatiently landed on Abati roughly.
He (Abati) continued:
"A state Governor is a duly elected official; and in a Federal system, he is not answerable to the President, and nowhere is the president granted the powers of a Headmaster over state governors." I wish Mr Abati can now boldly tell President Jonathan the truth and proved to him the constitutional rights Mr Ameachi has not to be answerable to him, so that Gov. Ameachi may be free from the current presidential attack.
Abati said:
" Under the Jonathan presidency, Dame Patience Jonathan even got a special allocation in the original budget for the 2010 Golden jubilee anniversary whereas she has no official, financial reporting responsibilities! The international standard is that spouses in these circumstances must not only appear but be seen to be above board like Caesar’s wife. They must not misbehave like Marie Antoinette." The same Abati is now abusing people who didn't supports the allocation of N4bn to build a mission house for the 1st lady. Mrs Jonathan should not misbehave like Marie Antoinette and let go the mission house for peace.
Abati of before continued:
"he Jonathans must be told that Nigeria does not have a co-Presidency. We have only one president and his name is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. And by the way, what does Dame Patience Jonathan do for a living?" I think Abati, who's now an insider is the right person to answer this question. What does Dame Patience Jonathan do for a living?
He continued,
"When she misbehaves as she did in Okrika, she creates the impression that her husband [Jonahan] is not in control of his own home". This the greatest insult i've ever had towards the man who was constitutionally allowed to answer only three "Amen" in any prayer session, a president who can't control the affairs in his own home. But i agree with Abati to some extend, what proves President Jonathan's weakness toward his wife was how she forced him to take up Ameachi's matter as if it earlier involved him.
Abati concluded:
"The new First Lady likes to travel, party, and talk outside the script. People are beginning to learn to read her lips in order to understand her husband. Dame Patience must not push her Goodluck."
Can't imagine how a President who don't have control over his house can offer me any appointment to work under him, i think no reasonable man can work under a man that is control by his wife and if he does, he will surely be receiving insults from his oga's madam. This is exactly what is happening to Reuben Abati presently. What made me to believe Abati was not a liar but a fool was when he took to the media addressing Gov. Ameachi of Rivers state a traitor for falling out of favour with Mr & Mrs Jonathan for the same purpose he(Abati) condemned Mr Jonathan and his family. This qualified Reuben Abati as an insult to any family, a national embarrassment to any nation and a man of lost values. Abati who wrote an article (the hypocrisy of the men of yesterday) some months back referred to our elders like Olushegun Obasanjo and Wale Soyinka as fools and hypocrites based on their advices to his God (Gudluck Jonathan), has undoubtedly proven to be the father of all hypocrites who can suddenly change from a saint to devil overnight and can work against the wish of God to satisfy his bosses to keep the steady flow of our nation's wealth into his accounts.
According to David Foster Wallace: “Some people, from what I've seen, boo, when they lie, they become very still and centered and their gaze very concentrated and intense. They try to dominate the person they lie to. The person to whom they're lying. Another type becomes fluttery and insubstantial and punctuates his lie with little self-deprecating motions and sounds, as if credulity were the same as pity. Some bury the lie in so many digressions and asides that they like try to slip the lie in there through all the extraneous data like a tiny bug through a windowscreen ... Then there are what I might call your Kamikaze-style liars. These'll tell you a surreal and fundamentally incredible lie, and then pretend a crisis of conscience and retract the original lie, and then offer you the like they really want you to buy instead, so the real lie'll appear a some kind of concession, a settlement with through. That type's mercifully easy to see through ... Or then the type who sort of overelaborates on the lie, buttresses it with rococo formations of detail and amendment, and that's how you can always tell ... So Now I've established a subtype of the over-elaborator type. This is the liar who used to be an over-elaborator and but has somehow snapped to the fact that rococo elaborations give him away every time, so he changes and now lies tersely, sparely, seeming somehow bored, like what he's saying is too obviously true to waste time on.” What type of a liar can you name Mr Reuben Abati? I think he's an over-elaborator liar. Reuben Abati must push his Goodluck.
― José N. Harris
For me, i don't write or speak with much vocabularies as my intention was to reach out to the poor Nigerian masses who can't stand the taste of reading with much grammars due to their government's failure in providing them good and standard education.
I always said if i was President Gudluck Ebele Jonathan, i'll had appointed Mr Labaran Maku as my media spokeman whom was born a natural liar instead of appointing Reuben Abati who transformed into a liar overnight without following due processes and didn't pass through the basic steps and stages in lying. The purpose of lying was to escape punishment, or work, or responsibility, and they were used for profit. Most liars are tripped up either because they forget what they have told or because the lie is suddenly faced with an incontrovertible truth. But Mr Abati always forget his lies, and he developed the most effective method of lying. He stayed close enough to the lies so that one could never be sure. He knew two other methods also -- either to tell his lies as truth or to tell a truth as a lie. If one is accused of a lie and it turns out to be the truth, there is a backlog that will last a long time and protect a number of truths. Do we really need a study on why people lie? They lie because it's easy, and cowards are good at "easy." Telling the truth takes moxie, and Abati lack it.
The author of "the hypocrisy of the men of yesterday" and the presidential assistant on media to president Gudluck Jonathan was never a professional liar, he quickly forgot all he said and all the criticisms he made toward Gudluck Jonathan, his wife and his government soon after his appointment into the corrupt government he once called them. When a person vomited and lick back his vomit, he's said to be a liar on a public point of view but for me, he's simply a coward because only cowards lie to protect themselves, to shield their egos from the raw pain of truth. Mr Abati was few years back standing against the present government for what he called disagreeable conduct from his Madam at the top and daring President Jonathan to note he don't have any powers over Gov. Ameachi or any governor in Nigeria. The then press freedom fighter who's now the attack dog of former powerless Jonathan backs at any sly of talk, calling respected elder and our heros all sort of names and tend to protect Patience Jonathan's interest who he once said has no any official role in the government. Whenever any truth was told to his then poor conduct leaders, Mr Abati attacks back immediately and got furiously at whom ever may have told his Oga at the top any truth, no wonder hypocrites get offended by the truth.
Abati, who now looks to be in a contest as to whom will emerge the best liar between the other media aids to Mr President since only lies impresses their Oga at the top but to me, Abati never knew how to lie because clever liars give details, but the cleverest don't, Abati is such a unclever liar. Let me take you back when Mr Abati was a freedom fighter, i quotes some of his words against his present God and Goddess in an article he wrote few years back before he lost the long spoon that he should use to eat with the devil and got a job in Aso Rock. Abati said and i quote: "Democracy is readily associated with freedom: the freedom to be free in many respects and increasingly in Nigeria, many of our compatriots, particularly persons in positions of privilege and authority confuse this with the right to be disagreeable. The truth is that democracy is about rights and responsibilities, a democratic dispensation therefore cannot be a licence for disagreeable conduct as a norm; just as the possession of power in any form does not guarantee the right to be reckless or to ignore the etiquette required of office holders."
"Anyone in the corridors of power, either by chance or right, or appointment, is expected to behave decorously.
Dame Patience Jonathan, as she is now referred to, our President’s wife, failed the test this week in Okrika, Rivers State." Abati was attacking Mrs Jonathan in favour of Gov. Rotimi Ameachi of rivers state, hear what he said.
"In Okrika, Dame Patience behaved so impatiently and spoke to Governor Amaechi as if he is on the staff of the Presidency. It may not be her fault though. Amaechi caused it all by bringing himself to such level by undertaking to debrief Dame Patience about his administration’s programmes and activities in the misguided hope of getting cheap political endorsement. He should have asked his wife to attend to her. On the issue of land, Dame Patience should be reminded that the Land Use Act, Section 1 thereof, says the state Governor holds the land in trust for the people. Land matters in the state are beyond the ken of the wife of the President!"
"I know the problems of my people so I know what I am talking…” The Governor tried to explain his administration’s policy and the larger public interest. The Dame reportedly cut him short: “But what I am telling you is that you always say you must demolish; that word must you use is not good. It is by pleading. You appeal to the owners of the compound because they will not go into exile. Land is a serious issue.” Wao! “that word must..is not good.” We must all commit that to memory as we re-learn Practical English according to Patience Jonathan! [Abati even mocked the First Lady's spoken English.]"
"If it is in the place of the President’s wife to teach a state Governor how to run his state, it is definitely not in her place to veto a state policy (the reason the governor used the word “must”), not even her husband [Pres Goodluck Jonathan] has such powers." I wish Mrs Jonathan can read this article, Dame Patience will have impatiently landed on Abati roughly.
He (Abati) continued:
"A state Governor is a duly elected official; and in a Federal system, he is not answerable to the President, and nowhere is the president granted the powers of a Headmaster over state governors." I wish Mr Abati can now boldly tell President Jonathan the truth and proved to him the constitutional rights Mr Ameachi has not to be answerable to him, so that Gov. Ameachi may be free from the current presidential attack.
Abati said:
" Under the Jonathan presidency, Dame Patience Jonathan even got a special allocation in the original budget for the 2010 Golden jubilee anniversary whereas she has no official, financial reporting responsibilities! The international standard is that spouses in these circumstances must not only appear but be seen to be above board like Caesar’s wife. They must not misbehave like Marie Antoinette." The same Abati is now abusing people who didn't supports the allocation of N4bn to build a mission house for the 1st lady. Mrs Jonathan should not misbehave like Marie Antoinette and let go the mission house for peace.
Abati of before continued:
"he Jonathans must be told that Nigeria does not have a co-Presidency. We have only one president and his name is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. And by the way, what does Dame Patience Jonathan do for a living?" I think Abati, who's now an insider is the right person to answer this question. What does Dame Patience Jonathan do for a living?
He continued,
"When she misbehaves as she did in Okrika, she creates the impression that her husband [Jonahan] is not in control of his own home". This the greatest insult i've ever had towards the man who was constitutionally allowed to answer only three "Amen" in any prayer session, a president who can't control the affairs in his own home. But i agree with Abati to some extend, what proves President Jonathan's weakness toward his wife was how she forced him to take up Ameachi's matter as if it earlier involved him.
Abati concluded:
"The new First Lady likes to travel, party, and talk outside the script. People are beginning to learn to read her lips in order to understand her husband. Dame Patience must not push her Goodluck."
Can't imagine how a President who don't have control over his house can offer me any appointment to work under him, i think no reasonable man can work under a man that is control by his wife and if he does, he will surely be receiving insults from his oga's madam. This is exactly what is happening to Reuben Abati presently. What made me to believe Abati was not a liar but a fool was when he took to the media addressing Gov. Ameachi of Rivers state a traitor for falling out of favour with Mr & Mrs Jonathan for the same purpose he(Abati) condemned Mr Jonathan and his family. This qualified Reuben Abati as an insult to any family, a national embarrassment to any nation and a man of lost values. Abati who wrote an article (the hypocrisy of the men of yesterday) some months back referred to our elders like Olushegun Obasanjo and Wale Soyinka as fools and hypocrites based on their advices to his God (Gudluck Jonathan), has undoubtedly proven to be the father of all hypocrites who can suddenly change from a saint to devil overnight and can work against the wish of God to satisfy his bosses to keep the steady flow of our nation's wealth into his accounts.
According to David Foster Wallace: “Some people, from what I've seen, boo, when they lie, they become very still and centered and their gaze very concentrated and intense. They try to dominate the person they lie to. The person to whom they're lying. Another type becomes fluttery and insubstantial and punctuates his lie with little self-deprecating motions and sounds, as if credulity were the same as pity. Some bury the lie in so many digressions and asides that they like try to slip the lie in there through all the extraneous data like a tiny bug through a windowscreen ... Then there are what I might call your Kamikaze-style liars. These'll tell you a surreal and fundamentally incredible lie, and then pretend a crisis of conscience and retract the original lie, and then offer you the like they really want you to buy instead, so the real lie'll appear a some kind of concession, a settlement with through. That type's mercifully easy to see through ... Or then the type who sort of overelaborates on the lie, buttresses it with rococo formations of detail and amendment, and that's how you can always tell ... So Now I've established a subtype of the over-elaborator type. This is the liar who used to be an over-elaborator and but has somehow snapped to the fact that rococo elaborations give him away every time, so he changes and now lies tersely, sparely, seeming somehow bored, like what he's saying is too obviously true to waste time on.” What type of a liar can you name Mr Reuben Abati? I think he's an over-elaborator liar. Reuben Abati must push his Goodluck.
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